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This is very interesting "How to treat an ex-boyfriend who has broken your heart"

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Friday, 19. March 2010 at 13:30

This article is taken from : Sunday World! : 14 March 2010 : LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????

"Hon, I miss you - Now’s your chance to give him a taste..."

Don’t you hate it when men you dated years ago come back to haunt you for some more love?
This would be the same bastard who complained about your drinking years ago and now says he misses your dimples.

Yes, it’s the same moron who used to pretend to be working late while you both knew he was screwing the cleaners at work.

Yes, yes, I know cleaners are people too, but I didn’t get a couple of degrees to be sharing my man with one.

I always laugh at these men as, really, they’re so pathetic, it’s amusing.

He’ll remind you of all the good times, the laughs and the gifts he bought you, forgetting to remind you of the STDs and the lies he spread about you after he dumped you.

Being one who is always dumped by men, I sometimes do take them back after they have ditched me so that I can punish them with a smile on my face and a hint of my thigh so that they believe they will once again be the one who makes me call out “my God”.

I must be honest, it sucks being dumped and having to lie to your friends, who will inevitably ask you because they are bitches and love to see you in pain.

Of course you will say: “No we decided to end it,” while you sob uncontrollably as if you have lost a digit on your salary.

But, girls, don’t despair. If your man wants you back after he has given you the boot and you feel like fun, read how you can treat him like your bitch:

Smile, accept his dinner invitation and then don’t pitch.

Take phone calls during sex.

As he is about to climax, start weeping uncontrollably as this will distract him.

Go out to dinner with his best friend, who will inevitably tell him, and when he asks you deny it all, just to confuse him.

Befriend his family members and then embarrass them in public by being loud and drunk.

Doing this in Church is even more effective.

Send gay strippers to his work to perform a little dance for him at reception, making sure it’s lunch time and they carry inflated condoms with his name on them.

Call his wife from his phone while you’re with him and let her hear you make love to “big daddy”, who said he was away at a “conference” without specifying that the venue was between a woman’s legs.

See, the aim here is to get back at a man who caused you pain. You know when you cry so hard you think you will never love again?

I do understand that I am a control freak and that’s why my relationships never last. So you can imagine how delightful it is when an ex wants me back – you get your power back.

String him along and never have sex with an ex and his new STDs.

Spend his money and come out with stories of struggling relatives with HIV while you know that money will go to shoes made by foreign homosexuals.

Always make an excuse when he wants sex and never give him any.

Oh, use the “I have my period” line as black men hate sex during your period.

The problem with men is that they can never let go of a good thing but you as a woman need to remember that you were and are a good thing before this imbecile came into your life.

Also remember that even if you have been dumped more times than you’ve dumped does not mean you should change who you are.

You are perfect the way you are and going back to an ex will just make you feel inferior again.

Never go back to an ex lover ladies unless it is to humour yourself and spend his money, or if you need the occasional lift and free meals.

Besides, a man doesn’t want you back. He’s just after a place for his “conference”.

I am puzzled
Where was God on Monday afternoon when four children were brutally killed in Soweto?

Where was He when the young girl was viciously raped, stabbed and had her hands cut off by some cowards with penises in Pretoria?

I bet you God was breathing new life into some newborns, saving a bus load of people from an earthquake or probably making sure Mandela has a few more birthdays.

As for between 2pm and 4pm on Monday, I know God was there. He was watching Jub Jub, watching the beautiful students walk home... but what He never did tell any of us is that home is with Him.

I am not strong and this would have killed me had it happened to my children. All I can say to the families of the Beautiful Four is that God is here. Right now He is with you, as He always was.

As for you killers and rapists, if you knew how fabulous this God is – you know, the One who is always with you? – you wouldn’t do the terrible things you do.

He gave you free will and you should use it to repent.

Before you drink and drive or rape, ask yourself if God would do it.

This earth is not about you, Jub Jub, or about me.

Lalani Kahle bantwana bethu.

Some celebs rock!
Since folk are under the impression that all celebs mow down kids on a Monday, I would like to introduce you to popular pop artist Vusi Nongxa, who has nothing but love.

The artist, who is physically appealing, also has a good heart.

On Friday he left the comfort of his home and went to Soweto to assist the families of the BEAUTIFUL FOUR.

He has organised for Hollard to pay the full burial costs of the five kids.

Included are vehicles hired for the day.

And ABI has agreed to supply beverages to all the families for the day, while Tiger Brands will supply enough hampers to cater for the funeral’s

catering needs. Halala bhuti wethu. Do God’s will.

His message is: “All artists feel the families’ pain and all artists are not irresponsible – and please can all of us calm down and refrain from violence.”