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 Sickest Jokes Rally |
Produk (guest)
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| Wednesday, 12. November 2008 at 11:39 |
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Got a Sick Joke like this..........(below) drop it here!
i raped a baby.............................................. .................................................. (I know its evil right).................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............Her name is midget.............................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................anally................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................................
with a sand paper condom...
luckily, the baby was only a fetus.....................the fetus of my uncles, neighbors, dog watchers pet porcupine
i now have a swollen left nut and a pierced anus....
i win and stressed coz she neva said she's pregnant....
Will I go to jail?
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Produk (guest)
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| Wednesday, 12. November 2008 at 12:02 |
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Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
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Immortal-Himba
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| Wednesday, 12. November 2008 at 15:18 |
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Thats sick cao!
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Produk (guest)
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| Thursday, 26. February 2009 at 13:20 |
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Here's another, a bit long but u'll luv it!
Man Falls Asleep At Church
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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