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 How To Treat A Lady |
o'mkwambi
Number Posts: 65
Last Post: 30.12.2010, 10:16
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| Monday, 23. November 2009 at 11:23 |
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1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.
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 Re: How To Treat A Lady |
Uncle Kei III
Number Posts: 20
Last Post: 07.01.2012, 10:35
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| Monday, 23. November 2009 at 11:56 |
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Okey! i hope ito tu kengelele nande.
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| Re: How To Treat A Lady |
o'mkwambi
Number Posts: 65
Last Post: 30.12.2010, 10:16
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| Monday, 23. November 2009 at 13:59 |
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nope!!! ite kengelele kaa....
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| Re: How To Treat A Lady |
Still Produk
Number Posts: 185
Last Post: 06.04.2011, 13:30
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| Monday, 23. November 2009 at 14:29 |
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Im tryina pave me into a refined Gentlemen... and thats surely not the way to go about it.
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| Re: How To Treat A Lady |
Uuzigo
Number Posts: 170
Last Post: 06.05.2011, 20:04
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| Monday, 23. November 2009 at 23:18 |
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Most of us men think we know how to treat a lady. We think opening a door and stepping to one-side to allow our lady friends enter first is being a gentleman. Well sorry guys, if that is all you think you have to do, then you are out of luck.
"AALUMENTU YONGOMBE" LET ME TELL U JZ A BIT!
When you met the one you think is for you. Don’t use the chat up line of ‘How about it.’ Not unless you want a slap across the face, or a drink poured over your head. If she is the fiery kind she may pour it down your pants via your waist band. (That is a big turn off believe me) Try and find an original chat up line, something sweet, flirtatious and doesn’t make you look like a total idiot.
Right now you’ve finally succeeded in getting the girl of your dreams, and your about to go on your first date with her. You’ve booked a table at the best restaurant in town and looking forward to a real hot date. First don’t forget that small bunch of flowers, they’ll put in her good books right from the off.
Make sure you have some thing in mind to talk about, she does not want to hear all about your work, if she is not in the same field she will not know what you are talking about and it will just bore her. Ask her about herself about her job, but don’t let her go on to much about it, all either of you want to know is what you do for a living, not what goes on at your place of work, or about who is who or who does what, all that will come later. It might be a good idea to look up on the ‘net’ for some interesting topics to talk about. Not forgetting to keep it middle-of-the-road she does not want to know about how a carburettor works, unless she is a mechanic.
Now let’s study some of the things she will expect of you, if not all of the time than at least for most of it.
You arrive at her address for that all important date, don’t think that you can drive up and sit outside then blow the car horn. ‘No’ you will be expected to get out of the car and ring the door bell to let her know you have arrived. Although she and the rest of the family, has been looking out of the window for the last twenty minutes. Her mother let’s you inside and shows you in to the lounge, where you stand looking like a true wall flower.
At work you have twenty people working for you, you make million dollar deals, you are frightened of no-one, but there you stand, in this strange girl’s home and you are lost for words. Her grandmother who is sitting in a rocking chair in the corner, beside the television looks you up and down; she looks like Godzilla, but without teeth.
When your dream girl walks in to the room remember to tell her how beautiful she looks, then hand her the flowers. That is providing you remembered to pick them up before you got out the car (HINT) Always hold the bunch of flowers upside down, that way if they are starting to go a bit limp no-one will notice, and when you hand them over put your free hand under the heads of the flower’s, this will display your bouquet to the fullest. It’s up to you if you hand them over to the mother or your new girlfriend. Personally I always give them to the mother as I say, ‘These are for you, but they look insufficient in your presence.’ This always goes down well with both women.
You’ve arrived at the restaurant, now what? First you jump out of the car and open the door, That is if the concierge has not beaten you to it. Have you ever tried getting out of a sport’s car in a dress while trying not to show your underpants. When you are shown your table, if the waiter pulls out her chair let her sit-down first, if not you make sure you pull the chair out for her, but be careful not to bang her legs as you do so. Don’t forget you are driving and are only allowed one glass of wine with your meal. A best bet is to add water, although it is a sin to add any thing to wine. Keep the conversation light, but interesting, if you’ve got the hots for her don’t rush things she will let you know if you will be in luck and she is willing to go back to your place or not, either way always remember to take your ’Mates’ with you.
If she doesn’t give you the red light, you shouldn’t worry; it’s not a slur on your manhood. She may just be being coy. There is always another night just stay calm and all will fall into place.
Providing that night arrives there are a few important things you should always remember.
If you plan to take her back to your place, make sure you clean it up first, theres nothing worse than walking on someone else's dirt, for a woman that is. Look around the place, see those dirty plates in the corner pick them up and take them in to the kitchen, you know that room that holds the microwave and put them in the sink, its the square thing in the middle of the wall under the window, turn the tap/faucet on and let the hot water wash them. Go around the lounge and the bedroom and look for any dirty clothes, collect them all and put them in the linen basket. (If you don’t have a linen basket put them in the bottom of your wardrobe/closet.) Now don’t forget the most important part, the bed, if you think turning the sheets over will do, well it want, if you can’t remember when you last changed your sheet’s then it’s to long ago. Change the sheet’s, if you have only one set, wash them, not forgetting to use some fabric conditioner; she’ll think all the better of you if the bed at least smell’s nice.
That was a bit of it!
Uuzigo wa Nelago@washington(DC)
Obrigado!
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| Re: How To Treat A Lady |
Vmboy sha Chaze
Number Posts: 649
Last Post: 26.01.2012, 12:22
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| Thursday, 26. November 2009 at 11:08 |
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Mr Shilumbu, i think i disagree with you.....
But am gonna try those twenty ways u mentioned, but just be warned that should my girlfriend dump me coz of that treatment, then be prepared to receive a letter of summon from my lawyer coz i will sue u for decieving me.
How about that?lol
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| Re: How To Treat A Lady |
Uncle Kei III
Number Posts: 20
Last Post: 07.01.2012, 10:35
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| Monday, 30. November 2009 at 09:13 |
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Vmboy sha Chaze. i agree with yu, if i also gat dumped i wl sue him too.
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