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 Poor Guy |
Cinzano Bianco
Number Posts: 9
Last Post: 20.02.2010, 10:58
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| Thursday, 18. February 2010 at 22:04 |
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Nicegirl
Number Posts: 19
Last Post: 19.02.2010, 08:59
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| Friday, 19. February 2010 at 08:59 |
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Lol.... U just made my year. shame poor dude.
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| Re: Poor Guy |
junicky
Number Posts: 49
Last Post: 23.01.2012, 15:02
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| Wednesday, 24. February 2010 at 12:19 |
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lol...... he deserve it. Y gv the wife away
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| Re: Poor Guy |
Juvine
Number Posts: 120
Last Post: 12.08.2011, 13:01
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| Wednesday, 10. March 2010 at 12:42 |
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hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Re: Poor Guy |
tully-k
Number Posts: 1
Last Post: 18.03.2010, 15:44
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| Thursday, 18. March 2010 at 15:44 |
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eeno hewa poor dude...
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