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 Women's Needs |
o'mkwambi
Number Posts: 65
Last Post: 30.12.2010, 10:16
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| Tuesday, 16. February 2010 at 09:17 |
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the American Swish where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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 Re: Women's Needs |
zakes
Number Posts: 8
Last Post: 16.02.2010, 11:03
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| Tuesday, 16. February 2010 at 11:03 |
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lol!!! well done bro, that was a nice 1 i think i must get a lecturer from u on how 2 hit on these branless whores!
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| Re: Women's Needs |
mandy
Number Posts: 62
Last Post: 09.12.2010, 15:37
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| Tuesday, 16. February 2010 at 14:24 |
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vakwetu you are ndjen how on earth could you do that to her? that was soo terrible i dont ever wish to meet someone like you .......poor her ,i soo pity her
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| Re: Women's Needs |
Cute
Number Posts: 3
Last Post: 03.03.2010, 14:04
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| Tuesday, 16. February 2010 at 14:46 |
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I realy think what u hve dne was bad on ur side, coz if she ws not in the mood of makeing luv 2 u thn u must just respect it.....i realy pity her 2.
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| Re: Women's Needs |
junicky
Number Posts: 49
Last Post: 23.01.2012, 15:02
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| Wednesday, 24. February 2010 at 12:36 |
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oh no respect her for her feeling and you were not suppose to put her on test
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| Re: Women's Needs |
Dai
Number Posts: 821
Last Post: 16.12.2011, 10:53
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| Wednesday, 24. February 2010 at 12:53 |
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This is not a new post, i am sure i have read it somewhere before. Either in the magazines as a joke or in humor on internets.
But it is really a lesson that she has learned.
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| Re: Women's Needs |
kavitss
Number Posts: 1
Last Post: 19.10.2010, 16:15
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| Tuesday, 19. October 2010 at 16:15 |
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hi there i think that you did her good by spoiling her because woman likes to be spoiled
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