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Tuesday, 12. May 2009 at 22:04

There was a young man in congo (DRC). this young boy was caught up in some kind of love with one of thier valllage girls. At a village standard LOVE is actualy equivalent to SEX. So this two kids applied the same pricipes as other village people do.

In the process of love which is equited to sex in this case this boy happen to preganate the gal. Now in congolese cuktuure if you happen to pregenate someone then you will be reliable of many costs. you realy got to bring out alot of cash. in this same culture dinial of a pregnacy is known to bwe a taboo is not accepted at all. if by any means you try to deny that you are responsibly of the job well done then you and your family gone suffer. the family of the gal can burn your house, beat you and your parent and do all kind of nonsense to you.

so this boy reliase he is in deep shit so he decided to make a plan. you know wat plan was?

he visite a local wicth doctor to seek fro help when he reliased that soon all later he is gona feel the heat from the gals family side.

he explain alll his condition to the herbalist and the master listened.

now the solution was the which doctor has to reduce the guys private part and live him with allmost nothing. the guy have to use a magnifiying glass to search for his tool under the bush when he wants to pii can u believe that. the soluiton ws satsifactory to the guy and he believed he will be able to win the case.

it was done as he agreed with the which doctor and he went some with some weight shaken of his shoulder.

now the day came when he has to face the battle. the gal's family came to claim thier protion because thier daughter was disturbed by one of the village boy. when the gals was given a chance to talk he pointed the boy he slept with and the debated kicked off. the boy started to defnd himself and they started quarelling. when the thing got very hot the boy unclothed himself and showed the opponent that he was actually not able to pregnate the gal coz he does'nt have the gots to. he rely had nothign to use in this area of life to give a baby. well the quarell was over and everyone was satified with the result except the gal obviosly.

after a time the guywnet to go claim for what the doctor took from him. when he reached the house he found people mourning. when he asked what the matter is it was the fact that the witch doctor died. the cried loud " HE WENT WITH MY THING" when people asked what things he explained but there was no way to return them so he have to remain like that for the rest of his life.

he dineyed his one and only baby and he never had one anymore in his lyf and he to remain like that. so next time don't trust wicth doctors they will always disapoint you.

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